Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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