I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
operation have a gay friend backfired
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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