My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Can I color on your dick again?
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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