ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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