she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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