D3 body, D1 cock
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I haven't been this sober since birth.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
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