sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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