you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
bring money and cleavage
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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