well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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