Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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