can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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