I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
North Korea, Best Korea!
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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