is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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