do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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