Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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