Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
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