Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
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