goodnight i made you a song goodbye
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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