My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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