I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
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