he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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