Whatcha textin bout Willis?
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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