can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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