i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Are these your boobs on my camera?
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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