FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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