But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
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