whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I touched a dick in church today
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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