no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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