shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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