just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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