normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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