Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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