So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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