i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
There's a naked man in my car right now.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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