My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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