New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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