well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
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