if any two of us come back from the bar and aren't getting laid we will systematically destroy everything in the kitchen
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Come share oat with me in your robe
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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