brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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