Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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