please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
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