K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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