with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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