Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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