in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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