handjob tips. give me some.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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