Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
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His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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