she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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