He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
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