Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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