I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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