put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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