I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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