Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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