It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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